cum-shot distance envy

cum-shot distance envy is the feeling short-shooters have for guys who can blow their load at least their height or farther.

A lot of my fellow cadets have cum-shot distance envy because they can't shoot their cum 7' like I can!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

Social-distance Drinker

Someone who only drinks alone.

For years he had only drunk in company, politely, and certainly had never taken a drink by himself, one of the warning signs of alcoholism, or so he had read. Now though... now it was different. Alone all day and night in his apartment, evening couldn't come fast enough as he looked forward to his first glass of wine, and his fourth, a social-distance drinker for the new era.

by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020

square social distance

6 square feet.

This rug, which is 2x3 feet, is 1 square social distance.

by Pialinist August 13, 2020

short-distance

Communication, relationships, social interaction, etc. that takes place over a usually long-distance medium such as phone or internet but which occurs within earshot. Opposite of long-distance.

Lacey (texting): omgwtf im so board lollll
Stacy (aloud): Why are you texting me? I'm sitting right next to you. Cut the short-distance crap.

by wordshark May 21, 2008

Spurt of distance

About 30-45 minutes in Canadian time. Space/time travel is possible.

We'll get it done in a spurt of distance.

by OKfuntimes July 14, 2010

Social Distance Masturbation

Masturbating with one or more guys with at least a 6 feet distance separation. It also includes Skype and Zoom and any cam sites.

Since the coronavirus outbreak--no more circle jerks--its only social distance masturbation for me.
With Social Distance masturbation the only chance of spreading disease is if a guy shoots more than 6 feet and hits you!

by bateworld March 14, 2020

Soshal Distancé

A girl born in 2020, year of disaster and the pandemic. At that time period, everyone was asked to social distance, hence the name Soshal Distancé, which is of course changed up a bit from the original phrase. Other names of kids born in 2020 include Covid (boy name), Corona (girl name), and Quarentina. No joke, those are actual names that have been used. 😂💀

Hey Covid, Soshal Distancé wanted to know if you would go on a date with her.

by Bats_and_such October 12, 2020