sexistential dissapointment

when one pines after another and after much effort finally has intercourse, only to be dissapointed by the reality in comparision to the fantasy.

dude, i have been trying to nail that girl for so long, and finally we hit it last night, and man total sexistential dissapointment.

by dave young December 2, 2005

dissapointentation

its like being dissapointed but its not nessacearily the act. also could have something to do with being depressed.

The dissapointentation of what he did may lead to her not talking to him or trusting him anymore.

by !~!~rachel~!~!~= ] August 18, 2008

Dissapering wizard

When you get so repulsed by someone or something that your penis gets forced up and out of your groin so as to displace itself at least 400 miles away; as if it were a wizard from Harry Potter apparating.

Harry Potter: Last night was awful, Ron.
Ronald Weasley: Why? What happened?
Harry Potter: Moaning Myrtle showed up while I was in the restroom, and I got a serious case of the dissapering wizard.

by Ronald Bringus Ph.D. October 26, 2015

dissapitate

to make less awkward

when tamar was sitting on the bus with josh, she dissapitated the situation by ignoring him
when dovid was at a party, he saw sara, so he drank to dissapitate the conversation.

by definitionsrbae November 28, 2017

Dissapointment

Me.

Person 1 : Ayo is that Dissapointment?
Person 2 : Yeah.

by FuckyShitAss January 15, 2021

dissapaintment

When you are so bad at painting you become a dissapaintment.

Look at that loser over there, he is so bad at painting.

He is such a dissapaintment!

by TheFirstDissapaintment November 11, 2022

Dissappearing Act

When a girl makes a male's whole penis literally dissappear down her throat.

Damn that crazy chick pulled a dissappearing act on me last night.

by Too Blowed March 21, 2004