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To be dispatchuous means to be the "Holy Grail" of dispatchers. Other dispatchers fall to their knees in the presence of someone Dispatchuous!

Someone who is dispatchuous is one who essentially knows everything.
Did you see the way she handled that call? Wow...Carrie is dispatchuous!
by carrista July 5, 2010
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Wanna-be-african band that is made of up guys who are trying to hard to be original. Mostly listened to by college and high school students who wear sandals alot.
sandal wearing student: Hey, do you like dispatch?

sandal wearing student # 2: I'm wearing sandals and i think im african... of course i like dispatch!
by theschitzer September 7, 2007
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this patch
Do you like dis patch????
by EpicBuddha 777 November 11, 2003
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Columbus Dispatch

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Sex move

The Columbus Dispatch:

1) get head from chick

2) make her deep throat

3) while balls deep call out "O-H"

4) she gargles back "I-O"
by Tomdash May 16, 2014
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Dispatched means you have finished your drink.
Have you finished your drink yet?
Yes, it has been dispatched!
by DISPATCHED April 4, 2019
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Idiotically used as an alternative on social media as a substitute to the act of “unaliving”, doesn’t make sense in this given context. The actual definition pertains to the summoning of a group or entity hence the position of ‘dispatcher’, whose job is to solicit police response in particular.
Officers were dispatched at the scene after reports of a crazed assailant. Reports of ‘shots fired’ were quickly called in upon first contact.
by I Speak for the Truth November 30, 2025
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