Dispatchers burque

fatty desperate lazy

Dispatchers burque are not what they sound like on the phone.

by Abc123FuckOff May 26, 2019

despatch

1.To put someone down verbally or physically in an amusing manner
2. To get rid of someone, usually in a hurry

Typically occurs whilst drunk

"That girl was a total munter - I despatched her first thing in the morning"

by Paulo November 17, 2004

dispatched

This is a term used when you have beaten someone by 4 clear scores in any game,

in football by 4 goals,in american football 4 touchdowns, in pool by 4 balls,etc
also used in computer games

leading the dispatched person to be humiliated and most likely cry like a little girl before wetting himself.

Cardew- " wow i just dispatched you 5 - 1 with France against Italy, I rule"

James- "o god i know, i am so tall and crap, and you are clearly the master. My world is crumbling down around me. "

Cardew- "please leave you are getting piss all over my floor, you lady!"

by vascular February 10, 2006

Dispatchuous

To be dispatchuous means to be the "Holy Grail" of dispatchers. Other dispatchers fall to their knees in the presence of someone Dispatchuous!

Someone who is dispatchuous is one who essentially knows everything.

Did you see the way she handled that call? Wow...Carrie is dispatchuous!

by carrista July 5, 2010

dispachio

1.retarded version of the name "topacio". graces dad cant seem to pronounce it so he just calls her doris. dispachio is also the name of graces unborn child, with Ricky.
2. if you cant pronounce someones name, call them dispachio.

1. "Hey, that Dispachio is a very nice friend of yours, Grace."
2. "hey, friend!"
"hey, um.... dispachio..."

by Corpoopsmisth January 9, 2004

Dispatcher Downs

When a public safety dispatcher does not relay information or ask the 911 caller proper questions. The result being a message that lacks information on all levels for responding units, as if the dispatcher was developmentally disabled with Downs Syndrome.

Wow, serious case of the dispatcher downs today, couldn't understand a word they said.

by Benben1000 July 4, 2020

dispatchula

where spatulas dispatch

Dude, that was so dispatchula! whats dispatchula? Its where the spatulas dispatch. what does that mean? shut up, ho.

by shtanky beotch January 13, 2008