disneyland

a place in the usa that everykid dreams off

i went to disneyland

disneyland by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Disneyland

The happiest place in the entire world; life, the universe, and everything; Walt's perfect/utopian kingdom in which everyone may be happy; the last hope for goodness in the world

I want to go to Disneyland everyday of my life because it is simply the BEST!!!!

Disneyland by "Partners" May 26, 2008

Disneyland Dragster 

(noun); Motorised mobility chair most commonly used by greedy middle class honkeys to extort sympathy from honkey park owners in order to accelerate their fat family's ascent through lines for rides.

'Dude, I was waiting in line for Space Mountain and some fat bitch and her fat family cut the line with a Disneyland Dragster! I was pissed, dude.'

Disneyland Dragster by gill-christless January 10, 2008

disneyland hands 

A symptom of going disneyland. Visitors to disneyland will get disneyland hands by the end of the day. The term is a reference for the layer of dirt and filth that has gathered on your hands from resting your own hands on railings, trees, ride harnesses, and small children. Your hands will require at least three solid washings to remove symptoms of disneyland hands. Keep hands away from eyes and mouth while at disneyland.

After a long stay at disneyland, I was afraid to touch my family with my disneyland hands for fear that they would catch an infectious disease.

disneyland hands by Ralphette September 1, 2008

Going to disneyland 

Going into rehab? Going into a psychiatric hospital?

To avoid stigma tell your family or friends you're going to disneyland!

I haven't been feeling well so to cheer myself up I'm going to disneyland.

Going to disneyland by SweatyGulag October 23, 2017

Disneygasm

A euphoric feeling of bliss, enhanced by the essence of true Disney magic.

Addict #1: Ohmahgahz, did see the new dragon in Fantasmic?!?! I had a Disneygasm when the fire shot out of its head.

Addict #2: Dude, I just dizzed in my pants.

Disneygasm by Obsessed with the Diz January 31, 2010

disneyland boys 

these are boys that are very cute. They are the boys you see at disneyland or six flags and wonder why they don't go to your school.

a really cute boy.
"Why don't any of the disneyland boys go to our school?"

disneyland boys by jessica.always October 30, 2007