Dicktracted

the act of being extremely distracted by your hornyness. Thinking too much of dick to focus on anything else.

You listening?

No, sorry I'm totally dicktracted right now...

by nanipoo October 4, 2010

distractery

Distracting someone from something you might have said or done (usually something embarrassing) by using flattery.

Jim: Hey mate. Long time no see. Nice new hair style!
Charlie: Thanks but it's a wig. I have alopecia. It started a few weeks ago...
Jim: Oh. Uh... You're looking slender these days! Have you been working out?
Charlie: No, the Doctor thinks it's a wasting disease, but I'm waiting for test results.
Jim: Err. Well. You've got a very pretty mou--
Charlie: --STOP WITH THE DISTRACTERY ALREADY!

by movingparts November 28, 2012

Dicktracted

Being distracted by a male. A term typically used by a female.

"Hey girl, haven't seen you in awhile,
How have you been?!"

"Yea, sorry. David has me dicktracted."

by Margadorn June 30, 2017

discracted

Being sidecracked due to smoking fire

I didn't notice the sofa was on fire cause I was discracted!

by BIGNUTBUST February 18, 2021

distracted

being stoned; a way to describe being stoned to people that may not approve of marijuana use.

"you missed the turn, Bobby"
"sorry, i'm a little distracted..."

by nofxmikeb October 27, 2005

disctracted

To become distracted from the task at hand by thoughts related to ultimate frisbee.

I was being really productive at work, then on the internet I can across scanned copies of the Rules of Ultimate dating back to the first edition. Did you know the first edition rules contain provisions for a variant of the game that's played entirely one-handed? Anyway, I got completely disctracted until it was time to go home.

by stickitinplease November 4, 2010

Distracted Drift

"Distracted Drift"

When driving you notice erratic driving such as slowing /speeding patterns, drifting into your lane, and so on as a result of using their mobile for texting/posting/browsing.

"Man, I was on my way into work this morning and was almost taken out by the peckerhead doing the 'distracted drift.' I expected it ot be a kid but it looked like a soccer mom on Facebook."

by Renees Bill July 23, 2013