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dashekie

swalhelli for doggystyle
by corey oconnor May 30, 2003
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Meticulously Disheveled

When an individual intentionally messes up their appearance to give the impression that they don’t care how they look, but in reality care more than is possibly imaginable.
I cannot stand that meticulously disheveled douche bag standing there pining for her attention. You know he’s only looking at her because she’s in front of the mirror.
by FedUpInAZ September 24, 2010
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Angry Dishes

The anger when one adult in the household is doing dishes while another, who could be helping, isn't. Perhaps they're playing a video game, lying in bed, watching TV, or doing nothing that prevents them from helping with those dishes.
I thought I was going to break something on purpose when I was doing the Angry Dishes last night. Why couldn't she get up off the couch and help?
by existenzkampf January 4, 2011
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dishes

1. The most vile and unacceptable chore known to all people still living at home with their parents.

2. A chore that is required by most parents for their children so that they may earn a lousy allowance.

3. Something that needs to be clean so that one may eat.
1. I fucking hate the dishes!

2. Parent: Do the damn dishes!
Child: But I don't want to!
Parent: Do them or you won't get your three cents allowance!
Child: FUCK YOU!

3. Child: I'm hungry but there's no clean dishes to eat with.
Parent: Then clean them!
Child: GOD DAMNIT I SAID FUCK YOU!
by Timbolicious December 20, 2007
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dishel

god damn colton, you dishel!
by OL_Sloth92 December 2, 2019
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dished tf out

dished tf out
-adjective-
DISH-d-dafuc-owt OR DISHed-thafuc-owt

"dished tf out" has two different meanings, but is open to interpretation for all.
1. Used to describe a meal that sustains all five food groups (or a just a finger lickin good meal).
2. Used to describe someone or oneself when they/you are super high.
1. I am dished tf out right now, I got; fruits, vegetables, grains, protein, AND dairy.
2. Dude did you smoke some zazz? You look absolutely dished rn dawg.
by princesskitty0419191 February 10, 2023
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jizz dishes

The lower back dimples on a really sexy girl that you just want to fill with your jizz.
Simon: I love lower back dimples.
Harley: Yea, I just want to fill those jizz dishes.
by dirtywordz May 12, 2014
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