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Dinner Distraction

When somebody distracts you with the idea of food being ready, just to get you off what you were focussing on.

Tends to be when someone wants to get your attention by the emans of using food to their advantage and ruin your focus on anything else.
Example 1

Person 1: - Dinner is ready!
Person 2: - Okay I'm coming. {Turns off computer}
Person 1: - Dinner is Ready!.
Person 2: - The dinner clearly isn't ready...

You haven't eithen put it on the plate...
Person 1: - I tricked you!

Example 2

Person 1: - Dinner is Ready!
Person 2: - I'm coming {Turns off computer}.
{Walks into Kitchen, with food still boiling and not on the plate}.
Person 2: - Why say food is ready when I can't take it into the front room yet, It's not eithen on the plate.
Person 1: - You can wait now then.
Person 2: - *sigh* fine... {Thinks Dinner Distraction}
by Dark Fox Zeurra May 12, 2010
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Mutually Assured Distraction

The practice of distracting others in a manner assuring that neither party gets any work done.
We were both working on our papers but then she started chatting with me on Facebook and it was mutually assured distraction after that.
by Big South February 22, 2010
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weapons of mass distraction

A well-endowed woman's breasts, especially when showing cleavage, that is used to distract males from their day-to-day tasks.
"Whoa man, look at those fine WMDs!"
.. 5 minutes later ...
"So what exactly did I come here to do?"
by wackomenace August 28, 2004
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distracted driving

Diverted attention while operating a motor vehicle which can lead to accidents. Causes may include use of an electronic device or smartphone, eating or drinking, or active children inside a moving automobile.
Reporter: "Distracted driving has become a major safety issue on our roads and freeways."
by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014
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distraction condoms

When you buy a pack of condoms on purpose to distract the cashier from the other products you are purchasing.
I need to buy some red thongs and rope.
Dude the cashier is going to think you're weird.
It's okay man, I'll buy some distraction condoms so she won't think about the other things I'm buying.
by hoboX10 May 24, 2011
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Disgracey Anthony

The reaction felt after the final verdict was brought down in the Casey Anthony Murder trial (2011). In which Casey Anthony (the biological mother) was accused of killing her then (2008) 2 year old daughter, Caylee Anthony. The jury found the defendant 'not guilty' on all 3 counts.
Sara: Did you follow the Casey Anthony trial?

Tom: I did, not guilty, not guilty, not guilty...

Sara: This will forever be known as the 'Disgracey Anthony' case.
by Sinistar74 July 11, 2011
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Distrack

Ricegum let's drop a distrack
by Naiyar_o65 July 31, 2016
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