dirt money

Money made from the sale of dirt cookies in Haiti.

Ex: Sam Blake Anderson wishes he could leave Ernest W. Seaholm and go to Haiti and make some dirt money.

by mr.scotty911 May 28, 2008

Nocturnal dirt people

People of low social standing who wait outside big box stores on Black Friday and try to haggle prices when finally let in.

Ugh…. Here we go again. My shift just started and I’m already dealing with the nocturnal dirt people.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 5, 2021

taking a dirt nap

Another way of saying something or someone is dead.

Guy 1: Where's you snake?

Guy 2: Taking a dirt nap.

by lioncat88 July 1, 2009

Ball in Dirt

When the Vagina is completely closed with both cheeks tightly pressed together due to lack of penetration.

Hey, I bet post-breakdown Miley Cyrus is a ball in dirt

by Jilly Juices January 5, 2014

dirnt

1.Onomatopia for the sound a bass makes.
2.Noun. The stage name for green day's bassist, Mike Dirnt.

1. Dir dirn dirnt dir dirnt dir dirn dir dirn dirnt dir dirn....
2.I saw Mike Dirnt at a Green Day concert.

by -shelly July 20, 2005

Dirt Dog

Dirt dogs are good looking, successful, ambitious bros that trick women to think they have a monogamous relationship. But in all actuality, they have relations with multiple women. This is deception, a dirt dog is only after sex. He lets multiple women feel like they are in a relationship, but in all actuality, a dirt dog has built a house of cards to many women that think they are in a relationship. While the woman thinks she is in a relationship, the dirt dog lays pipe in multiple women while under the guise of monogamy. Dirt dogs live on the edge. They prefer multiple women and love to always be on the brink of getting caught.

A true dirt dog loses track of their lies and it usually gets them caught, but in true dirt dog form, they manage to lie their way out of trouble.

Bro 1: Look at Bill, he is such a dirt dog!

Bro 2: Holy Shit, he is always with a new girl!

Bro 1: That's an excellent strategy, sir!

by Ed Douchington, Esq. August 20, 2017

Dipstick

A name you call a dumbass when they fall and hurt themselves or just do something incredibly stupid.

Brian, you dipstick! Get your ass off the floor and go sit on some ice.

by BigBoiDante August 20, 2018