1. The daily amount of dick a female needs to keep her in check
2. The average amount of dick a female/male recieves per day based on an average of how many times one has sex or needs to have sex per week
2. The average amount of dick a female/male recieves per day based on an average of how many times one has sex or needs to have sex per week
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When a chick loves the dick so much but she cant have the one she needs at the moment so she uses the next on tje list.
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While there are several reasons why she may have broken up with me, I can guarantee you it had nothing to do with my dickage.
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Verb/Adjective
1: A slang term to refer to the specific sexual action of thrusting back and forth repeatedly into a partner's orifice, scientifically known as DPS (Dicks Per Second)
2 The act of screwing one over or getting screwed over yourself
Verb/Adjective
1: A slang term to refer to the specific sexual action of thrusting back and forth repeatedly into a partner's orifice, scientifically known as DPS (Dicks Per Second)
2 The act of screwing one over or getting screwed over yourself
e.g
1: "My partner and I had so much fun last night! They broke their record and clocked a total dickage of 20!"
2: "As soon as Dream revealed his face, Dream Stans the world over felt major dickage to learn he looked ordinary. Perhaps they could've used this time more productively by contacting their father figure."
3: "My boss announced a substantial pay cut after I worked overtime this whole week! Some major dickage on their end."
1: "My partner and I had so much fun last night! They broke their record and clocked a total dickage of 20!"
2: "As soon as Dream revealed his face, Dream Stans the world over felt major dickage to learn he looked ordinary. Perhaps they could've used this time more productively by contacting their father figure."
3: "My boss announced a substantial pay cut after I worked overtime this whole week! Some major dickage on their end."
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