director's cut

The long version (of a story). So-named due to the fact that most Director's Cuts of films are longer, sometimes interminably so.

Johnny: So, it was just after 6, and we hadn't even gotten out of the house yet, since Jane wanted to catch the end of "So you think you can dance..."

Jim: Hey, can you skip to the good parts? We don't need the director's cut.

by ChuckChaser69 November 3, 2009

news director bump

An inordinately large key bump or rail/line of cocaine. One that is larger than most dispensings...namely reserved for only the most seasoned of cocaine abusers.

"Sandy gave Dennis a big old news director bump of blow and Barbara said it was too dman big".

by Mrs. Nut Cake April 6, 2007

Director

The new brand for everything a director could want...and more!

Cool dude 1 : Do you like my new chair?

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by Director of Smaths June 22, 2011

Band Director

The King Band Geek. One of the few teachers in a high school who sees every single one of their students from freshman all the way to senior year. They tend to wear Hawaiian shirts and have a weird sense of humor. Of all teachers, band directors are the most likely to die in a fire for their students if it came down to that.

"How, might you ask, could a student be friends with a teacher? The answer is simple. Band geeks don't see the band director as a teacher. They are simply older, sometimes fatter, band geeks."

by taki-noboru-desu October 14, 2016

Director

The one who gets the blame if anything they create goes tits up, even when it's not their fault.

Guy 1: "Man, X-Men Origins: Wolverine sucked!"
Guy 2: "I blame the director."
Guy 1: "How the fuck would that change anything?"

by H4rd Man May 9, 2009

director

a person who directs during a movie/play or any production.

the director called "cut!"

by bubbles November 5, 2003

directumory

List of names and phone numbers from which one makes booty calls. In higher circles this list is probably considered one's "little black book". Listing may be of heterosexual or homosexual potential partners but the term intones potential for anal sex.

Nadia broke up with me so tonight I guess I will start dialing for dollars from my directumory.

by izzyd September 21, 2007