by Direman February 25, 2011
Get the Dire-Mode mug.Guy 1:“Hey man, you looked kinda uncomfortable at the funeral”
Guy 2: “Yeah after NNN my nutsack is overflowing. I’m sorry, but it was a dire nut”
Guy1: “what”
Guy 2: “Yeah after NNN my nutsack is overflowing. I’m sorry, but it was a dire nut”
Guy1: “what”
by Beta__male69 February 6, 2020
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Get the Dire Derp mug.Like regular A.I.D.s but dire. Contracted by being bitten by dire wolves or dire bears in the Canadian wilderness. Can be cured by Canadian nurses. You will continue to have A.I.D.s but no longer dire.
by sicmyduck September 12, 2019
Get the Dire A.I.D.s mug.Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.
by chrism July 4, 2004
Get the dire reasons mug.by Anonymous September 8, 2003
Get the Dire Straits mug.A girl with an incredibly extreme case of camel toe, during which the tightness of the crotchal region of her pants is so intense that it somehow forms two separate folds, causing the appearance of a camel's hoof with three toes.
(Jess notices a girl with the aforementioned characteristics)
Jess: OMG LOOK AT THAT DIRE CAMEL!
Robert: DIRE CAAMEELL!!
(Does the Dire camel dance)
Jess: OMG LOOK AT THAT DIRE CAMEL!
Robert: DIRE CAAMEELL!!
(Does the Dire camel dance)
by ro13ert November 9, 2008
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