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ass dice

Dice that have been shoved inside or near an asshole. Shoving dice in your ass is a classic method of 'winning' board games even if you don't technically win. Pair with finger foods during game night with your least favorite friends :)
ass dice really put the 'crap' back in 'craps'!
by squiggular September 13, 2020
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One Direction

Possibly world's bestest and biggest boyband. Dumb people say they're only famous for their looks, but it's so much more than that. They can definitely sing and write songs. It's very difficult to name any bad song of theirs, because there are none. And from naive people's view, they think that One Direction fanbase composed of only those crazy teenagers. But damn! ONE DIRECTION FANDOM CONSIST OF TEENS(definitely), kids, and even older people. The best thing about One Direction is, they're so much more than a band. They saved millions of lives through their music and just by being themselves, which a lot of people will never understand because they need to get the fuck outta here and go buy a brain. Their fans are called "Directioners" and please don't bother messing with a Directioner, or else they'll make you feel as uncomfortable as humanly as possible. I swear you've probably heard the "craziness" of One Direction atleast once in a lifetime.
Person: Why are you so obsessed over One Direction? They don't even know you
Directioner: Why are you breathing? You're gonna die anyway.
by I don't like 1D June 3, 2018
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One Direction

A band that makes parents go the other direction
by Fieldhockey90315 December 31, 2014
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one direction

the biggest liars and five boys who all failed maths. 18 MONTHS DOES NOT EQUAL 5 YEARS! also lou, 36+6 isn’t 38

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larry is real
do you know one direction?

oh you mean the biggest liars of our century who still break our hearts without even doing anything.... yes i do
by harryandlouis May 30, 2020
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Directioner

Directioners are the craziest, scariest, horniest fandom out there. Known for blogging 24 hours a day and writing the best gay smut that you will ever read, directioners are secretly insecure but hide it with amazing humour. Directioners have terms for everything: Fake Fans, supporting people together, young fans, girlfriends, etc. Many common, carrot-y inside jokes include 10.2 inches, carrots, spoons, cats, mirrors, etc.

Do not mess with a directioner or make fun of their ships, because they will most likely yell and then blog about it.
Person1: Hey, Why does Becky look so tired?
Person2: She's a directioner. She was probably up all night reading gay smut.
by Auden West May 29, 2013
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Diced to the socks

When someone possesses supraphysiological muscular contractile tissue gains, generally with a very low body fat percentage. Someone who is diced to the socks is usually deploying an efficacious dose of some sort of anabolic compound such as Testosterone Enanthate or Trenbolone Acetate.
Bro 1: Dude that Derek guy is massive

Bro 2: Yeah man he is diced to the socks
by DicedToTheSocks May 18, 2022
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potato directioner

a directioner who finds the old jokes from the video diaries the funniest thing ever.
potato directioner: “I eat carrots😂😂 POTATOOO🥔🥕🐦🐦🐦🐦”
normal person: “wtf”
by sakasirat July 9, 2021
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