by Dominator5000 July 11, 2008
the sassy pieces of shet that hold on tight to your pube hairs that grown in your asshole, & are afraid of the icy tundra waters of the deep, deep soiled suage tanks.
my fuckin dingleberries WONT come off of my curly black asshole hairs...WTF! they are tightly gripped & if i pull any harder ill have to wait for the sexy asshole hairs to grown back....AGAIN!!!! shit. well, the other day when my girlfriend was giving me hardcore rim job, she started eating them and she swallowed every single bite. after, she tried to make out with me, & there was still A TON of shit stuck in her teeth....it was a little weird but it still turned me on.
by Maria&Taylor June 25, 2007
The unslightly chunks of snow, slush and icicles that accumulate around the wheels, flaps and dangle underneath the chassis in the winter.
Man, I hate winter! Especially when I get dingleberries on my car that leave a pool of water in my garage when they melt.
by iowabuckeyes January 26, 2010
by DzNutz January 20, 2004
–noun, singular -rry.
Slang. small clots of dried shit clinging to the rump of an animal or to the anal hairs of a human being.
Slang. small clots of dried shit clinging to the rump of an animal or to the anal hairs of a human being.
"Beware those 'optimists' who publicly declare they can plant their dingleberries in the fetid soil of consumer society & harvest a bouquet of roses the following summer. They're just cracking walnuts with their ass."
--Henry Chinaski, "The Pisswild Horses of Perdition" (Black Sparrow Press, 1973)
--Henry Chinaski, "The Pisswild Horses of Perdition" (Black Sparrow Press, 1973)
by Chance Wayne May 23, 2010
A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts.
*Plink*
Ouch! Son of a bitch, that hurt!
Then, dingleberry is uphelp by a coarse and curly hair between the fingers about 6 inches in front of the face and marveled at by the viewer, who experiences waves of anger, wonder, and bitterness while contemplating in earnest the sordid and very stupid affair of shaving the unfortunate crease in his or her own ass.
Ouch! Son of a bitch, that hurt!
Then, dingleberry is uphelp by a coarse and curly hair between the fingers about 6 inches in front of the face and marveled at by the viewer, who experiences waves of anger, wonder, and bitterness while contemplating in earnest the sordid and very stupid affair of shaving the unfortunate crease in his or her own ass.
by Joatamon December 13, 2005
Spock needed to tear off a piece of toilet paper for his next mission - elimination of the dingleberry orbiting the black hole.
by Zorra September 28, 2005