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Ghost Donging

Ghost Donging is the act of pulling your penis out when a picture is being taken of you in the middle of friends or family. This can occur at any time of day. The best instances take place in a bar, sporting event, or family cookout.
Damn, Jimmy was successfully ghost donging in that picture at the Laker's game last night.
by GhostDonging53 December 27, 2010
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Gold-digging whore

A horrid hag who cares about nothing but sleeping with guys in an effort to take their money. They will marry a man, suck him dry, then divorce him. They will also steal from friends and family.
My sister-in law is a gold-digging whore
by sarabellum February 24, 2010
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digging match

Irish slang for a fight, with 'dig' being another word for punch. Not spontaneous but somewhat pre-arranged between two people who have differences that can't be resolved in a civil fashion.
Cocker and Ronnie haven't being seeing eye to eye recently, they're going to have a digging match. It should be good, Ronnie has a fair dig on him.
by Shelby Shelbs October 13, 2013
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dingir

A disease commonly found in the viscinity of the anus. Leeds to extreme pain through diminished sweeps and percussive chugging.
"Dude I heard Patric has dingir"

"Yeah man doctor said he's in a lot of pain"
by Kruvacheck January 13, 2014
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Retro Donging

The act of giving your partner sexual pleasure with nothing other than the ol' classic missionary position
by DrewnIan November 30, 2010
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dingied

~Scottish~
1. To be left alone or ditched by your friends
2. If you're talking to someone and they ignore you
1. Micheal: Haha look at James over there!
Claire: I know all his mates have just dingied him - laughed at!

2. Lauryn: I just said I didn't want to see him anymore, what do you think?
Carlolyn: ...
Lauryn: Are you even listening?
Carolyn: You what?
Lauryn: Oh my God, dingied a dillion!
by huni buni December 18, 2005
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dining philosophers

a famous problem in the field of concurrency (a sub-field in computer science, for the uninitiated) that discusses an approach to allocate a fixed number of resources among several consumers. here is the actual dining philosophers problem (DPP)...

"A certain number of philosophers spend their lives alternating between thinking and eating. They are seated around a circular table. There is a fork placed between each pair of neighboring philosophers. Each philosopher has access to the forks at her left and right. In order to eat, a philosopher must be in possession of both forks. A philosopher may only pick up one fork at a time. Each philosopher attempts to pick up the left fork first and then the right fork. When done eating, a philosopher puts both forks back down on the table and begins thinking. Since the philosophers are sharing forks, it is not possible for all of them to be eating at the same time."
geek A: i crunched an O(1) solution to the DPP.
geek B: oh yeah ! in your dreams. dont bullshit me.
cool C: wtf is DPP ? y'all bitches need to get laid.
by DemonHunter March 11, 2004
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