ding dong ditch

To ring someone's doorbell, hide, then leap out and sever their head, and dump the body in a ditch.

Lisa: You should have seen the look on Krabappel’s face.
Bart: You should have seen the look on Hoover’s face. In fact, here it is!
Lisa: You killed her?
Bart: Right! Like we agreed.
Lisa: I never said “kill”!
Bart: Yeah, ’cause you’re smart. You don’t say “kill”. You say “prank”. Like mom and dad say “snuggle” when what they really mean is “let’s lock the door and hug.”
Lisa: Well I didn’t kill Mrs. Krabappel.
Bart: So all you did was ring her doorbell and run?
Lisa: Yeah! Ding dong ditch!
Bart: “Ding dong ditch” means you kill her! Then you throw that ding dong into a ditch. Geez. Pick up a book

by a simple pseudonym October 12, 2016

Ding Dong Ditch

When you are giving a guy oral sex and as soon as he is going to cum you get the hell out of the way as quickly as possible. "Ditching" It.

"I totally ding dong ditched John last night"
"Man she ding dong ditched me yesterday in bed!"

by Usteen The Zombie Queen February 24, 2010

Ding Dong Ditch

The act of removing one's penis in pursuit of becoming a woman.

My teacher Mr. Buckworth had a ding dong ditch this summer and now goes by Francine.

by mung-fu March 7, 2017

ding dong ditch

When an Asian is analing someone in the ass and then pulls out and runs away right before they're about to cum.

Stacy: Omg Chung Ho totally ding dong ditched my ass last night
Jill: Ooh that sounds like fun!

by lmaooops November 14, 2016

ding dong ditch

when alllll the boys in your town are gross
and the ones that arent are total assholes
even when they're pretty gross themselves

ugh ding dong ditch. we need to get some boys in this town

by DINGDONGDITCH February 9, 2008

Ding dong ditch

When you send a bitch a nude & she leaves you on read

This girl on Christian Mingle just ding dong ditched me 😢

by BillyBlobThornton June 23, 2021

Ding-dong Ditch

Running up to your s/o at full tilt, slipping a single finger in for a second then running away while laughing maniacally

My girlfriend kicked me out after I Ding-dong Ditched her

by TechTalos July 30, 2021