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Dimentia Dick

(noun) the amnesia-like phenomenon of not knowing the name of the person currently performing sexual acts on your penis due to (1) dimentia, (2) a general tendency toward slutty behavior or (3) a combination of (1) and (2).
Usage 1: As Gene, who resided in an upscale assisted living facility, entered his 90s, he was unable to recall the names or faces of his visiting children or his sexual partners. As a result, during his frequent sexual conquests just outside the shared dining facility, he would forget the names of the people providing fellatiatic services, or even why they were there. He was suffering from dimentia dick.

Usage 2: I invited a guy from a dating app to come to my house. Now he’s riding on my cock but I can’t recall his name. I have dimentia dick.
by Wuddy Maters December 22, 2018
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"I really have dimentia!" (meaning you have problem recognising dimentions)
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Its uhhh when you uhhh... its about when you uhhhh... what was it about again?
Hey do you have the uhhhhh... What was i talking about again? Dimentia? Maybe? I don't know...
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A fever in which you experience hallucinations coordinating with the dimensions of a Gameboy screen. The term was popularized in 1989 as many parents found their children bedridden after playing the Gameboy for 1-2 hours at a time.

The well-known Youtuber Scott Wozniak, known as Scott The Woz among his fans, used this term in his video, '2D to 3D - Scott The Woz' claiming it to be his own
"My son got a bad case of Dimentia last week."
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When someone is doing everything in their power to hide their comically small genitals.
Ha ha, Donald Trump has dimentia...
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Not to be confused with dementia, the chronic loss of intellectual functions.
Donald Trump has dementia, not just dimentia.
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someone who makes hard to watch videos, his videos go soft 🔥🔥🔥
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