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Dispatch

Wanna-be-african band that is made of up guys who are trying to hard to be original. Mostly listened to by college and high school students who wear sandals alot.
sandal wearing student: Hey, do you like dispatch?

sandal wearing student # 2: I'm wearing sandals and i think im african... of course i like dispatch!
by theschitzer September 7, 2007
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Dispatch

this patch
Do you like dis patch????
by EpicBuddha 777 November 11, 2003
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Dispatcher Downs

When a public safety dispatcher does not relay information or ask the 911 caller proper questions. The result being a message that lacks information on all levels for responding units, as if the dispatcher was developmentally disabled with Downs Syndrome.
Wow, serious case of the dispatcher downs today, couldn't understand a word they said.
by Benben1000 July 4, 2020
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Columbus Dispatch

Sex move

The Columbus Dispatch:

1) get head from chick

2) make her deep throat

3) while balls deep call out "O-H"

4) she gargles back "I-O"
by Tomdash May 16, 2014
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dispatchula

where spatulas dispatch
Dude, that was so dispatchula! whats dispatchula? Its where the spatulas dispatch. what does that mean? shut up, ho.
by shtanky beotch January 13, 2008
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displatch

To dispatch messages in a sloppy or haphazard fashion, without due concern for detail, data integrity or the world around you.

Derived from a computer application where a misspelling of 'dispatcher' became symbolic of more fundamental attitudes towards the design and implementation of computer systems.
"Did you include the message displatcher? You need to include the displatcher."
"Why?"
"Who knows, it's always been that way."
by W. Gates (III) December 10, 2007
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Dispatcher

Kolya Haliw, hoe ass
What an amazing dispatcher!
by Scarypancake October 29, 2018
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