Dellea

A sexual maneuver in which an erect penis is shoved into any oriphice other than the anus, the vagina, or the mouth.

After Neal got dellead by Jeremy, he couldn't hear out of his left ear for three weeks.

by Ube May 16, 2004

diblet

Short small annoying person. The kind of guy who has a really high voice and rambles about nothing. The kind of guy you can't see if hes right next to you because he is so short.

"Hi guys (voice breaks nearest window)" other people "where did that come from". "Down here" says diblet brett. "Oh there you are". Says peers who snicker

by ballin23 March 17, 2008

diglett

A Pokemon of the ground type. Arguably the best Pokemon in the entire series.

Diglet dig, Diglet dig, TRIO TRIO TRIO!

by sharpz October 24, 2004

Dilbert Special

The ancient art of cock-blocking yourself. This can be anything from what you say, to what you do around a female you are interested in. Basically, any self-sabotage that will take you from getting a girl, to getting nothing.

Generally done whilst out drinking in a bar/club, but occasionally it can extend to choices made whilst sober, like canceling a date to go out drinking with mates, or saying the wrong thing whilst out on a date.

While trying for a threesome: 'There's a way we can all win here' - Drunk Dilbert Special

While engaging in conversation whilst out drinking: 'I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I was looking at your boobs' - Epically - Drunk Dilbert Special

While engaging in sober conversation on a date: 'Women can't play sports, I thought everyone knew that?' - Sober Dilbert special

by The Avengerer October 4, 2010

diflection

this is when reminiscing is used as an avoidance defense mechanism during conversation, for either a subject or question. Ultimately the questioner or subject raiser will forget their point or lose interest leaving you safe.

Example of avoiding a question
Paul: what have you done with my rabbit?
jericho: Rabbits (sigh) remember when you were at school at it would be your turn to take the rabbit home and you'd feel all warm and excited........etc

Example of Subject avoidance
Kaiser: i love football!
bill: i remeber the time i was hit in the balls by a football ruptured both my testes couldn't piss pain free for a month.

by mark case October 30, 2004

killer diller

A musician that really plays all out. Especially a horn player. From the big band era.

Man, he's really killer diller on that trumpet.

by chalk757 July 28, 2004

dible

1. the feeling of being slapped in the face with a bloody tampon.

2. the satisfied feeling after performing a dirty sexual act.

Mary was simply dible after masturbating to Carl's buttercups.

by courtney paige August 23, 2006