Dildotastic

an adjective use to describe something that is worth using a dildo over.

Jock 1: "Hey, the cheerleaders just learned how to do a sexy dance!"

Jock 2: "That's dildotastic"

by Kelaina September 5, 2009

dilldonics

A language based off the sounds of slurping and rubber slapping against itself which doesn't contain any prepositions, verbs, or any other type of word that isn't a noun. The only nouns present in the language pertain to having sex with artificial objects.

My mom was speaking dilldonics so I think she wants to screw a broom.

by brandon cluff April 20, 2006

Dildotic

Anything or anyone that is explicitly phallic in appearance.

Have you checked out Joe’s new cap? The top of it looks so didotic. Makes sense, Joe is pretty dildotic.

by Robnrobbie May 7, 2018

Dildoism

The religion of dildos.
We pray to the 18inch dick stick.
Just don't sacrifice anyone to the dildo gods cause that's gay.

"My religion is dildoism"
"Ire please stop this you need fucking help"

by Ire the totally not gay person December 2, 2019

dildolism

The same meaning as dildoism

All her life she had implicit faith in dildolism.

by lowsense December 9, 2020

Dildolisous

Something or someone who is very sexy or looking good. Describes a delightful experience.

“He’s looking mad dildolisous.”

“That sleepover was dildolisous!”

by Dildolisous✌️✌️✌️ March 7, 2023

dildonic

To be almost as annoying/cancerous ad the bubonic plague

Man Jack was being Dildonic

by RemixModding November 29, 2016