Dilbertesque

(adj) resembling an office environment like the one depicted in Dilbert strips, used esp. of managment trends or specific situations that have been mocked in the strips

I knew it was going to be a long day when I discovered the office printer had been moved into my already-cramped cubicle. This wouldn't have been so bad, except that my coworkers seemed to think it was now my job to deliver them the documents they were sending to the printer, but when my boss asked me to bring him the printed copy of the email I had just sent to him from my desk, it was downright Dilbertesque.

by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004

dilbertron

dilberttron is a person with an IQ equal to einstein and is also really strong and muscular, he is friends with farter mc carter and co-CEO ofBomben inc.

dilbertron will tron you out of existance if you dare cross lines with the gangnam gang, of which he is the founder and one of three CEOS.

damn dilbertron is really cool with his rage bomben

by tron himself 583 May 10, 2020

dilger

Dilger. A very rare surname. Given to those who are awesome. Those who bare this surname are intelligent, Good looking, well endowed and are the envy of most men. Can also bench 200kg

Dilger

by Dilger November 5, 2013

Phyllis Diller

Phyllis is a slang word for cocaine in the West Suburbs of Chicago. Named after Phyllis Diller the comedienne.

Jim - Hey is Phyllis Diller coming out tonight?
Drug Dealer - Yeah, she'll be there.

by Francis4 October 3, 2018

Dulberger

The act of first serving oneself when asked to pass the whiskey.

Jacob: "hey, can you please pass the whiskey?"
Josh: opens the whiskey and refreshes his drink, saying "don't mind if i do."
James: looks over "josh don't dulberger the whiskey"

We didnt want anyone dulbergering the whiskey so we got some Bellows from the state liquor store.

by Rawsteady March 20, 2011

Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD

An American physician and plastic surgeon who is known as the first man to perform a successful penis/balls transplant in the United States. He appeared on the first episode of HBO's "Re-Attach My Balls Please!," an informative documentary-style show featuring comedic medical mishaps.

Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD is my hero.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008

Dilbar

A person who cares for others alot. A person who is able to keep anyone happy under any circumstances. Shy most of the time but will treat any person like a king/queen. Usually falls for girls whose names start with A and are latinas.

Friend 1: "Hey man, Tyler is so loyal to his friends."

Friend 2: "Yeah, hes such a Dilbar"

by Pimp_ juice April 18, 2013