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The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
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Elliott really pissed me off last night with his comments, so I had to give him dick fart-punch to keep things on an even keel.
by Planet Ryon December 2, 2010
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by 191704812123 August 24, 2009
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by macnesa 23 May 2, 2003
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Common variants include: Penis Jugular Jolting, Cunt Trachea Punching, and Twat Throat Chopping.
Common variants include: Penis Jugular Jolting, Cunt Trachea Punching, and Twat Throat Chopping.
by GeorgeJungII September 5, 2012
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It also may be used to arouse a crowd or special someone during the heat of the moment in any arena.
It also may be used to arouse a crowd or special someone during the heat of the moment in any arena.
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(song building)"Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Take it in the face if you don't like that shit!"
by Emily Thorne January 18, 2012
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"Johnny showed up and started giving me so much shit about my new hair cut i just pulled back and knocked his girl out cold."
"yeah man, sometimes you just gotta punch a dick in the bitch"
"yeah man, sometimes you just gotta punch a dick in the bitch"
by sqw1rl August 26, 2013
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