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Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
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Dick fart-punch

When in sequence one drops to a squat position whilst releasing a loud fart and swiftly punches a comrade in the testicles in an act of humor and regality.
Elliott really pissed me off last night with his comments, so I had to give him dick fart-punch to keep things on an even keel.
by Planet Ryon December 2, 2010
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punch dick

a person who is such an asshole that kicking them where the sun doesn't shine is too much of compliment. They must be punched in their dick for adequate humiliation.
The pretentious jerk in my Russian class thinks he knows everything; he is such a punch dick.
by 191704812123 August 24, 2009
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dick donkey punch

the man the myth the legend , he is the reson why chicks in germany were helmets when engaged in sex.
i punched her so hard it was like i was dick donkeypunch
by macnesa 23 May 2, 2003
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Dick Neck Punch

Punching someone in the dick while simultaneously punching them in the neck.

Common variants include: Penis Jugular Jolting, Cunt Trachea Punching, and Twat Throat Chopping.
I gave her phone number to a creeper at the bar and she immediately dick neck punched me.
by GeorgeJungII September 5, 2012
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punch face dick

First getting punched in the face and then immediately getting dick slapped in the face with a penis, usually violently. It may be for pleasure or for pain, depending on circumstance.

It also may be used to arouse a crowd or special someone during the heat of the moment in any arena.
"Mary, if you don't listen to me, you're gonna get punch face dicked."

"I wanna get punch face dick drunk tonight!"

"Your actions deserve a punch face dick for what you did."

"I'm gonna punch face dick you so hard tonight you sexy bitch."

(song building)"Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Take it in the face if you don't like that shit!"
by Emily Thorne January 18, 2012
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punch a dick in the bitch

when a guy is talking so much shit the only logical response is hitting his wife or girlfriend in the face
"Johnny showed up and started giving me so much shit about my new hair cut i just pulled back and knocked his girl out cold."

"yeah man, sometimes you just gotta punch a dick in the bitch"
by sqw1rl August 26, 2013
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