dictorian

A 2020 dad who rules his family in a 1900 strict ruling and also thinks he is above everyone else around him

Mum, Amy’s dad won’t let her have any social media, he is such a dictorian

by CD79 January 29, 2021

dicktophan

The physiologic response after sex similar to the response to tryptophan after eating turkey- sleepy, contented, full!

Lover after sex “I feel like I’ve been drugged baby”. Response “it’s the dicktophan”

by BoiseJohn May 18, 2019

dicktopus

A octopus with multiple, multiple, multiple dicks that are intertwined and long

"Man I went all out with her last night"

"Did you do the dicktopus like o told you to do?"

"Hell ya!!"

by Shoniquashaquila December 6, 2016

Dicktonite

A dick so good, that it brings you to your knees with it's glory and power.

Hey Sharon, he used that Dicktonite on me last night. Had me week and powerless.

by Jawsh00 January 13, 2017

Dicktilian

A seemingly nice or normal person who is actual a gargantuan asshole, dick, cocksucker, douche,or just an all around cunt that blends in well with their peers. Similar to a Chameleon blending into its surroundings.

When I first started working here Ernest seemed like a stand up guy. He was always saying nice things and he even baked me a birthday cake. But after I got to know him and worked with him longer it turned out he was a real Dicktilian.

by Twatster's Dictionary September 13, 2017

dickopicofile

A man who is obsessed with sending dick pics to many people, they tend to be just 18 year old men who sit in their moms basement.

xTxbi Why does that man aways send dic pics?
Mother- he's a dickopicofile sweetheart.

by Robloxnubownsgroupuhh123 November 15, 2017

Dicktosis

The imaginary thoughts of a man when he thinks he has a large penis, but it is just an inflammation from an STD.

Bob always bragged he had a large penis but it was just dicktosis.

by Mee12 June 27, 2018