dicktation

the gentle art of teaching someone by fucking them

its ok sweetie, its time for some dicktation

by Beavis September 21, 2003

Dicktation

Taking orders from an authoritarian idiot, a dick.

His angry, one word directives that made no sense became known as dicktation.

by CentralDogma December 31, 2016

dicktation

Dicktation is the action of storytelling involved in detailing your latest sexual encounter to all of your friends. This normally requires graphic imagery and emphatic use of the hands, usually resulting in a rather grotesque and hilarious game of charades. This is also a technique frequently used by rap and R&B artists, like Ludacris, or Afroman.

-Note: not having a dick does not make one incapable of dicktation. Women are probably better at this artform than men are.

"Dude, I totally hooked up with Shelly last night. At the club"

"No way! you gotta give me the whole dicktation man, I need to hear all about this."

by AndMyCucumber August 29, 2011

Dickgating

When a person cockblocks another person specifically by gatekeeping the other persons dick.

Amelia wanted to fuck John last night but his ex Kayla was totally dickgating.

by usecodedrlupo October 16, 2019

dickeating

Someone who always following or copying or praising someone to much.

Tykeer: went to the store

Kyliem: I wanna go to

Tykeer: Im gonna steal

Kyliem: Same:

*Kyliem gets caught*

Tykeer: YOU SHOULD NEVER BEEN DICKEATING

by dickeating October 11, 2022

Dickeating

Philly slang-

Someone who constantly involves themselves into situations that don’t has nothing to do with them.

Yeah me and her was arguing then her friend who wasn’t even in the conversation started dickeating

by L34lan111 September 24, 2023

Dickeating

When YOU on somebody dick

Y’all niggas be Dickeating

by Dickeating December 18, 2023