Dicksmart

Doing what's best for your dick.

A fat bitch grabbed my dick so I took her hand off because Im dicksmart.

by Bigpimpin530 January 6, 2010

dickshare

When a man tries to get you into bed with an elaborate timeshare like sales pitch of his wealth and status.

He flashes his platinum American Express card and showed me pictures of the house he is building on the beach, trying to get me to go back to his place. It was like a dickshare presentation.

by Clever girl 1124 June 14, 2015

dicksmear

an insult! refers to spoogey wetness on the end of a penis, that is likely to get smeared on sheets or underwear. sort of like skidmarks. but not quite =)

I hate that teacher, he is such a dicksmear!

You are lower that a bum's dicksmear.

by Jhazmin April 15, 2005

dickshunarea

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dick-shun-area... noun...
1... the immediate surrounding area of a hetrosexual male...
2... a course of action by an unimpressed female...
3... a common place that dicks are shunned...

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"My dickshunarea is clearly marked."...

"Girlfriend, I had to tell him where my dickshunarea was."...

"Hey pal, the womans bathroom is a dickshunarea."...

by stevonez July 1, 2007

Dickingaroundedness

Adjective - the act of dicking around, messing around, doing something one is not supposed to be doing, ignoring the task at hand.

You and your friend are playing ping pong and your friend keep smashing the ball off the table just to tick you off. You say, "I've about had it with your dickingaroundedness."

by xClary12 October 6, 2011

dicksoarous

Triston

When Triston is being a dick akin to a dinosaur, a dicksoarous, if you will.

"OH MY GOD MATTHEW WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
"everything lol"

by mattbigdick January 10, 2018

dickularity

One of the best friends anyone can ever ask for, but still an interesting dummy. An interesting romance occurred when Singularity and Dickie met, and BOOM! you get Dickularity.

You wished you had a friend like dickularity, too bad she is in love with yooniiversal.

by reetiddies August 7, 2019