dickstand

an early morning hard-on

Dirk tried to roll over in bed and go back to sleep, but his dickstand got in the way.

by papadac June 30, 2007

Dicktaphone

To put your dick to the telephone speaker when talking to a ladyfriend when she is boring the arse off you about babies or flowers or something else that's all girlyfied.

Dicktaphone is when on the phone to Ann Coulter and she's banging on about politics or crap etc. and you realise you're her husband as your cock falls out of your pants into the reciever.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish August 12, 2008

dickscapade

a reckless adventure or wild prank involving one or more penises--usually involving many penises from strange & unfamiliar men.

Superhead wrote a book to expose her many dickscapades.

by Chris B* July 8, 2010

Dickslump

The act of falling into your partners mouth while he/she gives you a blowjob.

Molly: So I started sucking his dick and he just dickslumped into me.
Julie: What a dick.

by CrxzyBxstxrd November 2, 2013

Social dickstacing

Refraining from intimacy (particularly gay sex). Coined during the “monkey pox global health crisis” in order to better explain the CDC recommended health guidelines.

Bob: We should really be social dickstacing.

Jimmy: Social distancing? Covid-19 was 2 years ago!
Bob: No, Jimmy. Social dickstacing. No more anal.

by RoofUnicorn69 August 20, 2022

dickstomp

where somebody's penis gets stepped on.

my friend got dickstomped the other day and he is still crying... like a little bitch.

by Stompy McDick May 3, 2008

Dickskapades

When someone is acting like a dick and trying to put shit over on people.

He was up to his sneaky little Dickskapades last weekend.

by Big Mama Squeenge August 11, 2011