Dickopotomus

Two fat men fucking a chocholate donut in an orgy

Bro did u participate in that crazy dickopotomus last night?

Nah man, they only were accepting guys over 350

by Goldfishthesnackthatsmilesback November 12, 2016

Dickshot

Unofficial, Punitive, extra duty assigned by a superior ranked non-commissioned officer in the Marine Corps that happens when you get caught fucking off or fucking up.

PFC Screwsupalot just got caught with a dirty rifle. I bet Corporal Asshandler is going to give him a dickshot for it.

"Why is PFC Dumbshit mopping the floor with a towel?"

"Oh, Seargent Hardass is giving him a dickshot for sleeping at his post."

by Seargeant Hardass August 22, 2011

Dick Spot

somethings that lands in a water like substance

ahh.....dick spot :(...what are you doing in my cereal.*BAT*

by Squeky Clean April 24, 2005

Dickspitting

Amazing / Awesome / Epic

the todd: would have dragged me along if my laptop didnt suck dick
Patsy: indeed
Patsy: go buy a dickspitting pc

by Moooooosey January 27, 2010

Dicksponge

A girl who SOAKS UP the 'likes' 'dislikes' and 'personality' of whatever dick she's currently riding.

All of the sudden she likes whatever her dick of the week likes? What a Dicksponge.

by SkinSuit October 22, 2014

dickapotomus

1. Used in lieu of colossal dick.
2. A person that is a real asshole.

Man that guy that cut me off is a real dickapotomus.

Hey Cody , stop being a dickapotomus.

by Cblantooo April 17, 2017

Dicksnot

Dicksnot - the nasty infected crap that comes out of a penis that impregnates a woman whose child grows up to be a pedophile.

I'm so glad that that Dicksnot is out of my life

by turtlehore December 14, 2018