Dickmouth

One who acts as if he/she has a dick in said person's mouth or one sliding down the esophagus. Acts primarily as an insult.

"hey what's up"
"Ah...I don't know"
"You're such a dickmouth, dude."

by Jean Sickel October 18, 2008

dickout rule

when playing golf, and an opening drive on a hole does not travel further than the ladies tees, the goddamn bastard who hit the ball so short must unzipper his zipper and pull his dickout for the remainder of the hole.
2 things you should know:
Does not apply to women.
Does apply in the presence of women

Mike played alright except for the 3rd hole, when we had to use the dickout rule.

No gimmes, Paul's on my team, and we're playing with the dickout rule.

by montie August 20, 2004

dickspot

A term used to describe people who are ugly and annoying, and at times disgusting.

Ew, did you see that guy? He is a total dickspot!

by Patty and Amina May 2, 2008

dickmeout

when an uncircumsized penis enters the vagina
the dicharge of the penis acne gives the illusion of being eaten out. this condition can also lead to years and years of great sex.

My immence love of the art of the dickmeout got me pregnate in my late forties.

by Lucy Fumosa January 27, 2009

dickmouth

one who sucks a lot of dick. So much that his mouth starts to look, and smell like dick.

That bitch is such a ragtoothed dickmouth.

by Zeppelinfan December 5, 2005

dickshot

To smack someone you don't like or someone who thinks they are better than you with your penis.

Ramon had taken all he could take and finally snapped and when the frie cook went on his break, he walked over to him and gave him a dickshot.

by The Perm June 11, 2007

Deputy Dicknut

Basically a name for any cop that you dislike, or is just an asshole.

Jimbo: " Goddam, I would've been fine if Deputy Dicknut wasn't waiting for me around the corner."

by Zero-One Witch October 16, 2017