dickifyed

Used for explaning the condition of something. Ment to be negitive. Ruined, distroyed...

They dickifyed these sumps!

by Suicidal-kid June 3, 2006

Dickafied

When the you have sex with some and their dick is so good you feel like you immediately catch feelings.

Apparently he has a great dick and they caught feelings after day 1, must be dickafied.

by 1Captain@merica November 22, 2021

dictified

To be proved wrong or "told" In a conversation or argument

ponies are blue. No they're not. you just got dictified... Up the ass

by Sunny Jimm May 9, 2009

dicklified

To slap one in the face with a penis.

I dicklified my girl last night!

by Jaydog1983 January 29, 2015

dickfired

When i person becomes triggered typically in game and proformance becomes godlike

yo skiz0 this guy just dickfired

by ZEN-Skiz0 March 30, 2017

dickonidus

sorta like meningitis, but on the dick

he got a dickonidus

by Filthy Frank is our Lord May 25, 2017

Dickfienia

A disorder which affects all penises who engage in the act of anal sex with a person that's just performed a Coffee Enema. Since dark roasted coffee beans are ideal for optimal results, the strength of caffeine levels does have side effects which are penile jitters, prolonged stiffness, inability for person to sleep (insomnia) and black cock. Anyone contemplating anal sex with a partner that's hooked on coffee enemas, wait at least six hours after the enema is performed. If there is still no relief and the penis is hard AF, ask your partner to perform a super dooper blow job.

Dick: "I 'd rather suffer from Dickfienia than buy Viagra, it's cheaper and natural. Viagra might be out of business"
Di: "Yeah, just like how Uber put the taxi industry out of business"

by Dicknified November 12, 2017