"So, let me get this straight. You're telling me, that if you hadn't been able to jack off for two weeks, the first thing you would do immediately when you got home wouldn't be to go straight to the computer and start violently ripping your dick off? I don't believe you."
by NotBillClinton April 10, 2015
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by M-Kat January 15, 2008
Get the dick off mug.When two males pull their pants down, get hard, and walk towards eachother. The person who touches first wins and has the bigger penis.
They do this to see who has a larger penis.
They do this to see who has a larger penis.
by Megacrankdaddy77 February 12, 2018
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by latibule April 6, 2023
Get the dick off the bone mug.When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."
by Capn Fantastick April 19, 2018
Get the Get your dick off my counter mug.As a noun, a duckoff is a person that is always reliable for sex. As a verb, it means to have sex. It comes from Greensboro, NC and is most commonly used by Eastside Gator Crips.
Noun
boy: Who is that girl?
boy 2: that's my duckoff.
Verb
boy: Where are you going man?
boy 2: I'm bouts to go duckoff.
boy: Who is that girl?
boy 2: that's my duckoff.
Verb
boy: Where are you going man?
boy 2: I'm bouts to go duckoff.
by Joi June 29, 2004
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