dickeye

Accidental poke in the eye with a penis or accidental ejaculation in the eyes.

During sex you ask your man if he will cum in your mouth. When he's about to cum and pulls it out, you don't get your mouth on it in time and he ends up ejaculating the first part of his load in your eye, which in turn becomes bloodshot and sore for a while. It's easier to say you have "dickeye" from that point on until the redness and soreness goes away. Don't complain! You asked for it!

by badkelly July 11, 2010

Dickeye

An amalgamation of dick head and japs eye. This term can be used in jest, to describe the foolhardy ramblings of a useless git.

Lewis you dickeye. Lewis tanned the mushrooms, the dickeye.

by Lee2001 March 13, 2008

dickeye

Term used to describe the eye of someone who has been prodded in the eye with a penis.

"Oh, Fahz has got another pair of dickeyes from his dad again"

by Rayman July 5, 2004

Dicklever

1) Adj. The act of making an incredibly dick statement, but also one that is incredibly clever.

2) Noun. A lever made of dicks

Dude, Hillary is such a fat mound of shit.

Yeah, that"s why they call her HILL

Harsh, bro! That was dicklever!

by bigbadmeanie23456 October 21, 2010

Dickleberg

A person usually a guy who has a lot of dick (and idiot) shoved into his personality

"He is such a dickleberg I can't believe I was friends with him"

by Chabenanchii September 25, 2013

Dickleberg

A term used to describe an iceberg that is shaped like a penis and tastes like pickles when licked/inserted into mouth. dick pickle iceberg

I was swimming with the penguins in Antarctica when suddenly a polar bear launched a dickleberg towards my face. dick pickle iceberg

by dillypicklez April 15, 2016

DICKometer

A device that is attachable to vaginas, and measure the amount of dick that the vagina gets. The measurement is in d/m (Dicks per minute). It is a very useful device and can be used for many purposes such as:
a. It helps keep track of how big a slut you truly are
b. Gurls can have dick offs/competition where there will be an objective judge
c. Proving your fat friend Janet, who claims she gets loads of D, is a fucking virgin

Just attached a DICKometer to my pussy, gotta get fuckin

by Aguerokingdom76 July 14, 2018