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Dicmatized 

Dicmatized can be used to explain anyone who’s addicted to a man that’s no good for them, and there can’t be any other explanation apart from the fact that they’re hypnotised by their penis

inspired by the song 'Dicmatized' by Kelli-Leigh
one might say 'My friends boyfriend is awful, shes completely dicmatized'
Dicmatized by LB_TL March 9, 2011
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Dickmatized 

When you are blind to the B.S. a man does because his penis/sex is good to you.
My homegirl is so dickmatized.
Dickmatized by A...WE August 20, 2008

Dickmatized 

When a girl can not concentrate on anything else because she is distracted with the DICK of her latest piece of ass. Her work is jeopardized, she's a sell out to her girlfriends, she picks up his shit including his kids or whatever. She will do whatever it takes for the DICK. Even if the dick isn't all that great, she doesn't know the difference because she is dickmatized.
Man. I haven't seen Christina in forever; she is totally dickmatized by that loser!
Dickmatized by Amie Lou May 2, 2006

Dickmatized 

Dickmatized is when your man fucks you so good that you immediately have to take a nap to rejuvenate yourself.
Girl: "Damn you just fucked the shit out of me. I feel so dickmatized right now. I'm bout to go to sleep."
Dickmatized by LilNoseBleed October 30, 2019

dicknotized 

When a female's new sex partner is so good in bed, she overlooks all of his other, very signifigant, shortcomings.
Dana told me Dwight used her car to take another woman to the movies and she's still seeing him. What? He must have that girl dicknotized.

lickmatized 

Similar to dickmatized, but instead of cock, totally hypnotized by great oral sex. Unisex.
Betty had sex with another woman: it was great and she became completely lickmatized.

Bobby was totally lickmatized by his girlfriend's great oral.
lickmatized by Reader in Italy October 23, 2008

dicknotize

tr.v. dick·no·tized, dick·no·tiz·ing, dick·no·tiz·es
A phenomenon that occurs as a direct result of a good, deep dicking. Common symptoms include, but are not limited, to poor judgment, irrational behavior, short attention span, scarred fashion sense, loss of under clothing, and an overall glassy look in the eyes coupled with inane utterances. The only known cure is a good, old fashioned bitch/pimp slap administered by a close friend.
You would be dicknotized too if your ass was getting banged against the bathroom stall like that.
dicknotize by margot March 20, 2003