Speed Dicking

The art of turning and drawing a penis on someone's property as quick as physically possible. As you are drawing the penis on your peer's personal property, the artist has to say "Speed Dicking" as fast as possible.

Jake: "You are so good at speed dicking!"
Lachy (Caravan): "Yes, you are so brilliant at speed dicking!"
Ethan: "I know, i should be a professional speed dicker!"

Speed Dicking by Swegsticle July 23, 2014

fish dicking 

Ignoring all personal responsibilities to play with your fish tank.

Honey, quit fish dicking around and take out the trash.

fish dicking by MS111 December 17, 2016

Inter-dicking

An amalgamation of Internet Private-Dicking. Also known as cyber sleuthing, googling, or facebook creeping.

After getting the name of this really hot chick at the bar last night, I got home and did some inter-dicking and found some totally hot boobie pics of her.

Inter-dicking by jory g April 3, 2011

a good dicking 

That which all secretly want & need, a bloody good root.

- the specifics are in the name

Chap no 1: Dave, Jim just gave me a good dicking around the back of dads shed!

Dave: Aw mate what you tell me that for

Chap no 1: Then i gave 'im one back!

a good dicking by huge ass Pupple June 7, 2016

dicking around 

Wasting time, not being productive.

"Hurry up, we're going to be late. Stop dicking around and get ready."

dicking around by Ku-be-yaa October 30, 2003

Dickington Pie 

The act of ramming a penis into a pie, usually filled with custard or cherry.

Person 1: did you see Nathan last night?
Person 2: yeah he just made a dickington pie in front of everyone

Dickington Pie by chickendippersinmeass July 22, 2016

Dirkling 

n. A miniature Dirka or spawn of a Dirka

My child's school used to be primarily white kids. Then the Mexican's took over. But now the school is being over-populated with Dirklings. They're everywhere!

Dirkling by DudeA July 18, 2009