Dick light

Jesus' huge sweaty bell end. Sometimes jews and christians inherit this property and the end of their nob glows bright red when they spaff.

Mary: omg its glowing!
Joseph: don't worry it runs in the family.
Mary: I know but that's only when you spaff.
Joseph: it must be the light of the world.
Mary:It should be named a dick light!
Joseph: It shall be!

by Job pillow beast February 23, 2018

DICKLIST

Verb/Noun

Verb: To have as little contact as possible with someone on social media or in real life because they are a complete dick, but you don't want to unfriend or unfollow them because they know someone or something you need access to.

Noun: A list of people you've dicklisted

Bill is such a moron, but he's tight with that hot chick Sally, guess i'll just dicklist him
Yeah, Bill is def going on my Dicklist.

by CaliforniaYankee88 April 18, 2018

Dicklish

When you show someone your dick and it makes them laugh

Stop Seamus you're making me so dicklish.

by Jane the not so virgin October 30, 2018

dickfighter

fearless warrior that battles with his dick out

Jeremy is a hell of a dickfighter

by Cogliostro October 20, 2007

dicksighted

Thinking with your dick, not your head. Usually, when a guy sees a hot chick and his dick gets excited because his dick is doing all the sight seeing.

Luke M got dicksighted when he went to Casa Amore.

by Bullydaddy December 19, 2020

Dickfight

Trying to be better at someone at something after losing a game, being a sore loser.

I won fair and square in a game of 8-ball at the bar and this punk tries to dickfight me by challenging me to arm wrestle him

by Tren trooper June 19, 2025

dicklimit

The amount of a dick that a woman can take. The limit may be in length or girth. Anal dick limit usually is in the girth.

She told me that I exceeded her dicklimit for anal.

by sleipnir October 17, 2012