Dickhanded

When something is stolen from you right as you were going to pick it up.

jacked swiped

I was reaching for the remote but my bother dickhanded it and put on some cartoons.

by Satansballsakk August 6, 2010

dickshabob

When a person has been impaled by a large penis.

Dude, did you hear what happened to that chick? She became a dickshabob.

by _420buckets May 6, 2016

Dickshabob

When you put donuts on a dick, and then eat the donuts to get to the dick.

Imma Dickshabob later

by Therealashla May 30, 2016

Dickhance

When you want to enhance something with dicks. Example: You are watching a movie/tv show but there are no dicks in it. You would want to "dickhance" that. Usually said over and over again out of frustration when movies/tv shows choose to show female anatomy over male anatomy.

See "enhance" used in Bladerunner for a better understanding.

dickhance..... DICKHANCE... DICKHANCE!!!!!! Why arn't there ever any dicks in movies or TV.. ARGHHHHHH!!!!!

by Sleepallday August 24, 2017

Dickhater

Decatur, Georgia. A nearby town to Atlanta.

Man 1: "Slim pickings tonight at the Trackside."
Man 2: "Well, this *is* Dickhater."

by Nick Victim April 29, 2004

Dickdabbler

1. A female(or homosexual male)that loves to suck cock and does so on a regular basis, and when doing so goes crazy while giving oral pleasure. IE. making grunting noises during, thrashing about while your cock is in their mouth, slobbering all over your cock and balls. Just going all out wild while giving you a blowjob.

That girl is a dickdabbler, she straight eats up cock like there's no tomorrow.

by Demoniac March 30, 2003

dickhanger

a golfing term in which a male golfer fails to get his tee shot past the ladies' tees and therefore must take his next shot with his pants and underwear at his ankles.

"Scotty had a bad round today. He shot so many dickhangers that he sunburned his pecker."

by Nordic Giant March 3, 2008