Derogatory term: a combination of dick, loser & douche. You'll be amazed at how many times this word will flow off your tongue - the perfectly appropriate insult in many, many situations!
I just asked you a simple question, you don't need to be such a dickalouche and snap back at me." OR, "If he stops behaving like dickalouche, he might get lucky tonight."
by Petah a/k/a P-Ho July 7, 2011
Get the Dickalouche mug.A dickochet is a situation whereby a man intends to have sex with someone, only to end up having sex with someone else, most often a friend of the intended sex partner.
"I really wanted to fuck Lizzie but it turns out that she has a boyfriend so I fucked her friend instead. I gave her a fake phone number... what a dickochet!"
by Guitarkus January 30, 2008
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When Jimmy was pissing on the rock, he experienced a mad dickochet when the urine bounced off of the rock and onto his trousers.
by UrbanScholar99 September 26, 2012
Get the Dickochet mug.When someone is being so much of a dick or a douchebag that the only way to describe it is to call them a dickadouche.
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Get the Dick douche canoe mug.A sexual practice of globbing ones knob and shaft with natural based antimicrobial oil. Usually 🥜 peanut or coconut oil 🥥 🌴!!! Then inserting it into youre partners hoo haa! Makes for a great alternative when modern day reluctant females that believe there's no need to wash their business. (99%) Hence they have all convinced one another that its a "self cleaning oven", yet the dhamn thing smells like a broken down fish market. Makes a great alternative when in the heat of the moment! Just be aware of the amount of gunk and funk that comes out of her hence its never been done before.
"Brothaaaa, how on earth did you manage to nail Mary Ann RottenCrotch, all others have reported she wreaks like a bloody bait box down there?"
"Simple, I dick douched her fouled tunnel first. Took a few times but she's yummy delicious sparkling fresh now! 😋 ✨️ 💧
"Simple, I dick douched her fouled tunnel first. Took a few times but she's yummy delicious sparkling fresh now! 😋 ✨️ 💧
by DA FIB January 18, 2026
Get the Dick Douche mug.When a woman has her period and her man won’t fuck her but she knows she’s on her last day and just needs cleaned out. So she lies to him and gets cleaned out out by a solid pumping and some jizz.
Needed to clean my bloody lady pipes so I lied to Matt so he would fuck me, I got that tricky dick douche.
by AppleAss69 March 13, 2023
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