DickLickSick

Someone who claims they are Dislectsic but they are just really Sick of Licking Dicks. This is usually done to get a free laptop from the school.

Big John was the founder of DickLickSick disease (and left school with a £1500 Sony laptop)

by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

Dicklicking Nightmare Of Shame

An alcohol induced blackout during which Heterosexual males may or may not have partaken in Homosexual activities, for all they know.

Holy shit, Frank. What'd I do last night? Complete Dicklicking Nightmare of Shame!

by Dezrespect May 12, 2007

dickchin

1) A person whose chin resembles a dick.
2)A person whose dick resembles a chin.
3)Someone who places dicks on the their chin.
4)Alternative to 'dickhead'.

For fuck sake, you're such a dickchin!

by Andy Hutchings February 1, 2008

DickCock

A person you deeply despise who you would often call a dick or a cock. But, this person, you hate so much, it is simply not enough to say just dick, so dickcock is used.

"You fucking dickcock"

by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019

Dickchisel

A penis that is so sharp it can be used as a chisel.

"Man, Frank beveled that cabinet's edge just by getting an erection."
"Dude, what a dickchisel."

by Bronze Hedwick October 6, 2005

dicklicker

someone who kisses up to someone

ay man quit suckin up to that nigga u startin to be a dicklicker

by johs May 24, 2008

dickflick

the absolute complete opposite of a chickflick. made for groups of men to watch together and express sentiments of repressed cromagnon agression. the cinamatic equivelent of a circle jerk. a movie with gratuitous amounts of primative violence and male dominated sex. typically with minor or subtle philosophical points to elude the female mind. main actors are always large powerful men who are fearless.

i thought my girlfriend would enjoy fightclub, however she seemed very unimpressed. i think she didn't understand it because it was really more of a dickflick

by francisfarmer211 March 20, 2009