dicktoaster

1) A woman's vagina, most commonly referred to a more promiscuous individual that may have some sort of std.



2) The vagina of a white woman who normally only procreates with black men.



3) A dirty vagina

1)
Steve: 'Dude, you hooked up with Becky?'
Dave: 'Yeah man, I should have never stuck it in that dicktoaster, it burns when I pee now'

2)-'Anything that comes out of Charlotte's dicktoaster is black and burnt'

3)-'That bitch has her dicktoaster set too hot, when I pulled out it was black as burnt toast'

by frostedspinimeats April 24, 2009

Dicktater

A mis-spelt version of Dictator.

In this case used as a joke term for a Dictator who is an ass (as many are).

Also can be extended as "Greasy Dicktaters", a common used name to insult fellow political members.

Politic1: That dicktater needs to be hung!
Politic2: Agreed to that! Hang him high!
Politic3: Very high! And VERY dry indeed!
Dicktater: Lol Wut?

by Spaztik-Plaztik June 12, 2007

dicktastrophy

When you have sex so many times that your dick forgets to get erect while in the process of sexual intercourse, thus making it a dicktastrophy.

Defaced: Put it in!!
Danzak: I can't...I think I'm having a dicktastrophy.

by DamsBest February 3, 2017

Dickzaster

When you show up to a party and it's nothing but gay dudes.

Hey lets go to franks party. Nah I heard it's a dickzaster

by Mr.Scruff2341 October 19, 2011

dicktatter

A person who makes a living by putting tattoos on peoples dicks.

The dicktatter worked hard on his customers dick when putting the tattoo on it so as not to cause much pain

by Puchin August 27, 2011

dicktatership

the act of floating your penis on potatoes on the water.

Origin: Game Grumps Zelda Ocarina of time Episode 38

"i used my penis and potatoes in the water on my dicktatership."

by cttn November 6, 2019

dicktatership

the act of putting your penis on potatoes making it float on the water.

"I used my penis and potatoes in the water on my dicktatership."

by cttn November 6, 2019