Short Dick

As a verb: to humiliate, to make one feel inadequate.

As a noun: one who is inadequate or humiliated.

Example: The guys at the end of the bar were in a short dick contest. They were engaging in a one-upmanship contest and the loser is short dicked.

by Xi- November 18, 2020

Short dick day

A day to celebrate small dicks and also get back at the boys for taking the piss on pancake day

18th February

Short dick day is a day to celebrate chodes

by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021

Short dick day

18th February

Where you embrace your chode

Happy short dick day is a holiday you celebrate with someone who has a small dick:)

by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021

Short dick syndrome

A man with a large lifted pickup truck and loud exhaust.

James drives a lifted Chevy pickup with a muffler delete. I’m guessing he has short dick syndrome

by Thelostguy January 19, 2022

Short notice dick

Unexpectedly seeing someone's penis, not having prior notice or time to process

I was walking down the street and one of the neighbors kids lost a bet & had to run around naked, short notice dick was corrupting my eyes, I didn't mean to look I swear

by -Mary&Danny May 4, 2015

Short notice dick

Unexpectedly seeing someone's penis, not having prior notice or time to process

I was walking down the street and one of the neighbors kids lost a bet & had to run around naked, short notice dick was corrupting my eyes, I didn't mean to look I swear

by -Mary&Danny May 3, 2015

Short term dick

A one night stand

“Are you gonna hang out with Riley again?”
“No it was a short term dick situation.”

by Beeb_xo August 28, 2020