Dipdick

Sticking your dick in another persons ass hole. Before ejaculation your dog unexpectedly comes out of nowhere and licks your sweaty ball sack macking you pull out quickly with your shit dick. After doing so you go hunt down the dog and kill it but then stuff it as a memory.

Chris was getting Andy from behind when their dog came out of nowhere and licked his balls. What dipdicks! That was the second time this had happened. They should have known better and tied the dog up.

by theycallmeballsdeep March 20, 2009

didiculous

Extremely ridiculous, over the top crazy

Those pictures from last night's blow-out were didiculous.
Her tweets are absolutely didiculous!

by girlmeetsbot March 31, 2011

Dicnic

An all male outdoor excursion where instead of bringing a hamper with food and drink, the hamper is packed with lube, condoms and cock rings.

Dave and Allan love the outdoors and often pack a Dicnic before they Head to the hills.

by Jimmy Dink June 30, 2019

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by Hehe I cheated April 28, 2021

dildick

a prosthetic created using a dildo to replace one's penis. The middle is usually hollowed out to allow urine to pass through.

Billus: "Hey, did you hear about Garvin, he was in a bad car wreck and his dick was cut off in the windshield."

Samule: "Oh yeah I heard, but the docs gave him a dildick, so he's good to go."

by Marvelous Mark May 17, 2009

Dipdick

When taking a shit, and because your dicks too big, it dips in the bowl.

Person 1: "I have to stand when I bust a grumpy so I don't get dipdick.

by Itz_Ghost2321 December 20, 2018

didicoy, didicoi, also didd-

gypsy, pikey, chav etc. Romany word of respect for male of older generation. 'dadika' = father

diddikois welcome!

by klidenengro January 30, 2004