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Deflector Dome

1) A person with a very large, misshapen cranium, and cannot or does not remember or understand basic instruction 5 minutes after they have heard them and acknowledged said instructions.

2) Someone who says, "O.k.", "I will get it done." or "Aye, Sir!" while staring blankly and obviously not grasping the information given.

3) Someone who has more interest in the bright lights overhead rather than interpreting the information given.

4) A term meaning it is like they have deflector shields in or around their head to keep out any and all pertinent information.
Mike has a huge deflector dome! Information seems to just bounce right off that guy!
by R.J. P.O.W. August 30, 2007
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spank bank directory

n.
long term memory bank of a person's favorite sexually stimulating memories with some fair internal organization for the individual to regularly consult for sexual self-stimulation when needed.
Since I was old enough, my spank bank directory contains almost all my memories of panty & thong sightings even dating back to the earliest days I've learned to wank and I still continue to use them to this day.
by Chris Norton January 18, 2007
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spunk deflectors

A geeky girl, or extreme cases a guy who wears large spectacles to protect themselves from a shower of (spunk). A must for any (bukakee) participant.
"dude that chicks wearing spunk deflectors she's definetly into (facials)".
by hunley January 4, 2012
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Music Video Director

A director hired mainly for his vision and ability to place and execute stunning visual images, stories and actions into the short time frame of a song. Usually considered as short films lead by musical tracks rather than dialogue.
Hype Williams, X, Director Hugo V, Spike Jonez are a few examples of some of the most notable music video directors.
by V Freightrain August 1, 2009
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post-Potter dialect

The effect of reading a Harry Potter book all day. Then through instant messenger or verbal conversation, the reader speaks in ultra-proper english, that of fantasy book characters.
"What did you do today?"
"I called into work this morning and slept until about 4pm. Upon waking up the fever had subsided and my throat was much better."
"Cool"
"Yes, thank goodness. This week is sure to be hell anyway, glad i don't have to fair it while sick."
"Dude, lay off the potter. You've got post-Potter dialect syndrome"
by marrklar August 6, 2007
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dialectist

n. & adj.

One who believes that a particular dialect is superior to others.

dialectism di'a-lec''ti'sm n.
Some Britons have a dialectist attitude in that they believe American English is a harsh-sounding English dialect, claiming that it is a greatly mutilated form of British English.
by Miguel88 May 2, 2007
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directored

To have a large amount of work scrapped through the last minute involvement of a Director expressing entirely arbitrary and subjective views.
"...Gordon has asked to see it before it goes out."
"Damn - hope it doesn't get Directored"

"I know we were supposed to be going live with the website this afternoon but its been directored and so it'll be next week"
by skotske January 7, 2008
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