Dial-up Bowl

An area of the United States usually in the southern states where very few people have access to high-speed internet, their only option often being slow ass dial-up.

No online gaming.
Overnight downloads.
No online gaming.
30-minute Wikipedia page wait.
No online gaming.

...It sucks livin' in the Dial-up Bowl...

Dial-up Bowl by Blake C. June 27, 2008

Dial up a blitz 

To order a round of shots.

Hey man, I need a jager bomb... dial up a blitz.

Dial up a blitz by PNash December 11, 2009

Dial up internet 

the most severe form of mental torture ever concieved by a psycopath's mind. outdated slow internet connection. may cause pulling out your hair and punching walls.

it takes hours to load a youtube video.

Kid:"mom why do we have Dial up internet ? we dont live in the fucking 90s anymore".
mom:"we live in the countryand its cheap."
Kid:"FML".

Dial up internet by keepskatin'bro November 22, 2011

dial-up courage

A sense of security felt by employees of large corporations whereby workers can voice their opinions on sensitive or risky topics over a conference call instead of speaking up in a meeting and being recognized. This also applies when the employee is just too embarrassed to be seen when asking a question even though his identity is known.

Andy: So do you have the balls to challenge the CEO during his all-employee meeting on his new sexual harassment policy?

Eric: Hell no, but I have dial-up courage so I'll just call in from my desk and ask.

Andy: You are a pussy.

dial-up courage by ag1979 February 26, 2010

dial up the dick 

When a person ramps up their aggressive behavior, turning into a total jerk.

Whenever we go out it is inevitable that Greg will dial up the dick!

dial up the dick by swell243 June 18, 2016

Dial-up Hook-up 

An internet hook-up prior to high-speed internet.

Back in 1995, I had a dial-up hook-up with this chick in Michigan. She flew me up and we went skiing.

Dial-up Hook-up by ParchÞeSkald October 9, 2014

Dial up a blitz 

to defecate

man, those baked bean are gonna make me dial up a blitz!

Dial up a blitz by curveball December 4, 2009