Fuck Me Diagonally

similar to 'fuck me sideways' but with a harsher meaning and used often to describe something so fucked up and outrageous it's not even funny. also a california shit bitch

doctor- "your wife is pregnant with twins who both have AIDS."

you- "Fuck Me!"

doctor- "you didn't let me finish. you also have AIDS."

you- "FUCK ME DIAGONALLY!!!!"

by hell in a hand basket... November 16, 2011

Looking for Diagon Alley

Tripping balls. Especially to the point where one may actually be looking for diagon alley.

Man how much acid did that guy take? He's been looking for diagon alley all day!

by Robot_House February 24, 2011

Vicky Mendoza diagonal

The hot-crazy scale, known as the Vicky Mendoza diagonal as defined by Barney in How I Met Your Mother. The crazier a girl is, the hotter she is allowed to be.

That chick is pretty crazy but I guess her hotness makes up for it, definitely on the Vicky Mendoza diagonal.

by freqznbutterz December 21, 2007

one handed diagonal downward dog

another insane and must likely unattainable sex position invented by the horny middle aged women who work at cosmopolitan. if one wants to "try" the one handed diagonal downward dog one must first know what the reverse cowgirls is and go from there.

friend1:"I had the most incredible sex with tony last night we tried out the best new position."
friend2:"Oh Em Gee what's it called? I HAVE to know"
friend1:"The one handed diagonal downward dog duh! what else? haven't you read your latest cosmo?"

by bretheren April 28, 2005

diagonally

To suffer a painful death

Past tense: died agonally
Gerund: dying agonally

Stay 6 feet away from me! I don't want to diagonally!

by Ganderschplaf the Gray November 18, 2020

diagonalizing

To diagonalize somebody means, for example in psychotherapy, to point out incoherence / inconsistency in somebody's beliefs, also can be used in an argument in a more confrontational manner. Speaking in terms of computer science and math, diagonalization is related to stuff like: Lawvere's theorem, oracles, proof by contradiction

Timi: u need to stop diagonalizing ppl so bad bro, nobody understands nothin man; and them hoes get "the ick" if u know what I'm sayin
Myself: aight my bad gang. I appreciate ur kind feedback but Timi, if nobody understands nothin as u say, how come ur able to say this to me? Maybe it really makes sense :D
Timi: here we go again :)

by Sonic_tachyonic December 6, 2024

Dirty Diagonal

When you cut across an intersection diagonally rather than using the crosswalks

Okay guys this crosswalks quick so we're gonna need to do a dirty diagonal

by Dirty Dani3l October 15, 2023