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diabetes 

when your pancreas stops producing insulin. NOT because of sugar. type 1 has to do with taking shots/using a pump. type 2 has to do with obesity. where you take a pill. It also includes taking your blood sugar every two hours that you're awake. it's a pain in the ass.
brittany has diabetes, so she has to take insulin before eating anything.
diabetes by britterella June 11, 2006
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Diabetes Hut 

A popular nickname for Pizza Hut due to what happens if you eat there a lot.
Hey man, let’s hit Diabetes Hut later on after the game and suck down some brewskies with our pizza!
Diabetes Hut by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

ur cat has diabetes 

most unforgivable sin to say, but at the same time you gain the power of god and the devil combined. worse than "ur mum gay" "ur dad lesbian" "ur granny tranny" "ur grandpap a trap" and "ur sister a mister" combined, only use if your a dick.
son 1: ur mum gay

son 2: ur dad lesbian

dad 1: ur granny tranny

dad 2: ur grandpap a trap

god: ur sister a mister

that random neighbor: hi there

that random neighbor: ur cat has diabetes

dad 2: you di-

everything becomes nothing

Type 1 Diabetes 

The one where your pancreas HATES you !

Having it is a full time job that never really gets taught, it's one you learn on the go, every day has new obstacles. There's no 30 minute breaks or vacations & it comes with a lot of responsibility. You can't quit because it's literally life and death
Well, I have type 1 diabetes and i hate it ! Just want a normal life

Tastes Like Diabetes

A food, usually a dessert, that contains such a high content of sugar that you feel as though you are developing the onset of diabetes when you consume it.
Hey, have you tried Susan's chocolate, peanut butter, and Oreo flavored donut? It tastes like diabetes.

gave me diabetes 

A person so sugary fake sweet that just being around them for 10 minutes can cause the sudden onset of Type 2 diabetes.
Jess is so sugar fake she gave me diabetes.
gave me diabetes by KImCobain March 12, 2015

fat kid diabetes 

Slang for self-induced type 2 diabetes.

Generally caused by drinking a gallon or so of soda per day, shunning vegetables, scarfing down fast food, donuts, candy, and topping it all off with a habit of sitting on ones ass 99% of the time.
Bill: Dude, Big Fat Dan went to the doctor, and guess what?

Jerry: Fat kid diabetes?

Bill: Yes. A SHOCKER, no?

Jerry: Indeed.
fat kid diabetes by tunnelr@ July 4, 2008