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Deforested

When a woman shaves, but shaves infrequently. This mean that while the trees have all been cut down, the stumps are all still there, making a generally soft and enjoyable area feeling like you're having marital relations with two, wet pieces of sandpaper. If you come away from a sexual encounter with abrasions on your inner thighs or lower stomach, it might be time for her to mow the lawn again. Ignoring this problem can lead to unsightly callouses, arguments, neuroses and extended periods sleeping on the couch, sometimes voluntarily. Also, occasionally, the mixture of the man's pubic hair and the woman's untended garden CAN have a Velcro effect. Several drinks, a pair of scissors and a very steady hand can alleviate this problem
My deforested girlfriend loves it when I go down on her, but I hate having to apply Bactine to my tongue afterwards...
by ZStar930 April 18, 2011
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Deversated

Emotionally impacted to the point of both real and e-tears.
"Man, my girl wasn't at work even though she said she was! I'm deversated at the idea of her cheating!"

"That girl left me deversated for months."
by Il Principe August 29, 2011
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Devorable

A term used to describe a cute pet that is both adorable and you could just eat them up, figuratively speaking.
Devorable Devourable
by Demera October 10, 2013
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Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.
"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"
by Redwings15 March 21, 2016
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Decorated my situation

We went back to my place, and she totally decorated my situation!
by Jenasis September 22, 2017
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Decorate the baby's room

When a man ejaculates on a pregnant woman's belly.
My pregnant wife doesn't wanna fuck but sometimes she lets me decorate the baby's room.
by leon von oren February 26, 2019
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