devastated

1. The state of being totally owned, as in a sport or video game.

2. Destroyed

3. Impacted heavily in terms of emotion or mental state.

1. Ohhh, you got devastated!

2. "Ohhh, NYC got devastated!" -Osama Bin Laden

3. Susy was devastated when I murdered her cat with a chainsaw.

by Eric December 2, 2003

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devestator

The devestator IS the shocker. 2 shockers that is. Combined. Place your hands together as if praying, then simply fold both ring fingers over and use your thumbs to "speed bag" the clitoris.

I gave her the shocker...nothing. So I tried the spocker...still nothing. Then I used the twizzler...not a damn thing. I had to resort to the devestator. She won't leave me alone now!

by Brownout March 25, 2005

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Devastatement

A devastating statement.

Person 1: I have no money.
Person 2: Devastatement!

by Dr Marcus July 12, 2009

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When one person, preferably one who isn't that funny, makes a joke that isn't funny. In the silence following the joke, one person may release a loud sarcastic singular "HA" to show this unfunny person to return to their position of not being funny.

Unfunny friend: Hey guys "insert stupid joke"
everyone else: *silence*
other normal friend: "HA"

everyone else: *laughs at the devastation of unfunny friend*
other friend: dude that devastation laugh was awesome.

by Lupus_Solus December 27, 2015

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Devastating blow

When you’re giving a blow job, and as he’s about to finish, you launch an upper cut directly in the nutsack while yelling “devastating blow!” He busted but now he’s out of commission.

Steve: “hey Johan what did you get up to last night?”

Johan: “well I got with this girl off of a dating website”
Steve: “oh yeah? And how’d it go?”
Johan: “not great considering she gave me a devastating blow!”

by Goochripper January 28, 2023

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