Deucenberg

Slang word for a toilet and/or having a bowel movement. A play on words that is pronounced like Duesenberg, an automobile from the early twentieth century. Typically used when someone is taking/will take, a long time.

I want to leave for the party now but my wing-man is still in driving the Deucenberg.

Or

I know you're in a hurry, but I have to take the Deucenberg out for a spin before we go.

by Duc748 May 8, 2008

Decaburger

5 mc-doubles into one towering fiesta of patties

who wants to watch mikey conquer this decaburger

by DBC123 September 8, 2009

deucebag

A person with all the attributes to be a douchebag but is actually cool and is ironically termed a deucebag.

I thought that dude was a real prick but turns out he's cool as sh!t. He is Sir. Mr. Doctor. President Dictator Deucebag Esquire.

by John Wayne II April 10, 2015

Deucebag

A tennis player who consitently loses points during a game score of 40/40 advantage.

Lillian is an exeptional tennis player but always seems to lose the point right as she is about to win, what a deucebag!

by Gaijinguy April 27, 2008

Deucebumps

The hair raising bumps on your face and arms when you have to poop .

As he approached the bathroom door, his stomach rumbled and the ”deucebumps” appeared on his arms and face.

by Lowboy41 May 29, 2018

Deucebag

A nasty person who is full of crap and can't be believed. Origin: deuce bag is a bag, bottle or jar, used in medieval times by superstitious people, in which nasty bits of things such as urine and bits of hair or nail clippings were kept, sealed up, and hidden somewhere in a house. The thinking was that if you trapped nasty things in a closed, designated space in your house, it would keep bad luck sealed inside the bag, bottle, jar, etc and away from the residents. Not to be confused with the much more vulgar term douchebag.

Charlie: My boss is so full of it. He pressures me constantly to meet impossible deadlines, and then he takes credit for my work!
Bill: Yup, he sounds like a real deucebag.

by Alligator King June 29, 2021

doucheburger

a single burger patty, saturated in grease and left over from dinner 3 nights ago that is microwaved and put on cold buns with cheese, ketchup, mayo and mustard

Uncle dave left a doucheburger from the bad thanksgiving he ruined

by Votes December 10, 2022