Devout Catholic

(Noun) A person of such stunning capacity for denial, they honestly believe one good pope after 2,000 years indicates they are on the right spiritual path.

George cannot be reasoned with on this, He's a Devout Catholic on the issue.

by Pinkie_Flamingo June 21, 2016

debout

A debout also known as a debitch

O noo it is a debout

by The OG Behzy May 23, 2016

Detou

An amazing person who supports socialism and is from Mauritania.

“Wow you’re so humble and smart, you must be a Detou

by caligraphy March 21, 2020

detouring yourself in the mushroom truck

Slang for beating off in a dirty or generally disgusting bathroom stall.

Don't ever be detouring yourself in the mushroom truck when John walks in. It won't be pretty.

by Gafoto January 16, 2008

red detour

Having anal sex because your girl is having her period

My girl was on her period. So I had to take the red detour

by Jballs83 November 29, 2013

Dirty Detour

Being on your way somewhere and getting sidetracked into going to get your fuck on.

I was with Steve the other night on the way to the club, his ex girlfriend called him and he went on a dirty detour. I had to sit in the car outside the chicks apartment for an hour.

by Harry Boughner November 26, 2009

Devout Sanchez

After exclusively performing oral sex on a chick for several months, you convert your religion in hopes of attaining divinity (vaginal penetration). You may or may not try to justify this as love.

I can't believe Brian passed up giving Airaka a Dirty Sanchez to give her a Devout Sanchez instead. What a snatch.

by Nicholas Artukovich October 30, 2006