DeGout

A metabolic disease marked by a painful inflammation of the joints, deposits of urates in and around the joints, and usually an excessive amount of uric acid in the blood caused by too much Match.com surfing.

A guy at work called in sick today after he was afflicted with a serious case of DeGout.

DeGout by Hot Pastrami Flaps May 19, 2005

Pink Dugout 

Women have this and men want to be inside this. It's a great place to visit on the weekend or just somewhere to toss your hot dog into from time to time. The tighter the better and the balder the better. And last but not least, if it smells like rotten cheese or cheap tuna, proceed with caution.

Hike up that skirt girl and lemme see that pink dugout!

Pink Dugout by Gambo1984 April 14, 2011

Devout Christian Mom 

A Devout Christian Mom (DCM) is like my mom. She's the kind of mom who tries to control every aspect of her kid's lives in fear of her religion. She won't admit she fears religion, but inside she probably does. She believes anyone who is gay, believes in evolution, or thinks we should deal with climate change is a Satanist. If you're her kid, you're screwed. She thinks spanking kids only serves to make them strong and brave. She'd prefer to give a kid a shitty religious education rather than a public school education because, "God said so", or whatever she believes.

Normal kid: "Aw crap, I tripped!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Did you just say CRAP!?"
Kid: "Well, yeah..."
*Kid gets sentenced to being spanked ten times every other day*

Kid: "I can't take this! I WANT TO KILL MYSELF!"
Devout Christian Mom: "WHAT!? Come on, we're going to have you talk to the pastor. You have been playing those violent video games again!"
Kid: "We don't even have violent video games in our house!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Are you saying that I'm a fool!? More spankin's!"
*Kids gets even more depressed and hateful, and eventually kills himself*

Devout Christian Mom: "WHY DID THE DEVIL HAVE TO MAKE MY BABY LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC!? Oh Ronald Reagan, PLEASE BRING MY BABY BACK!"

Reagan's ghost: "Shut up lady. My only advice for you is to get yourself spayed."

Devout Christian Mom: "Birth Control is evil! How dare you. You aren't the real Ronald Reagan, you're SATAN!"

Reagan's ghost: *Floats away in frustration*

Devout Christian Mom by Mr. big E. March 23, 2019

Devout

Devout

Definition:

1) Very/Deeply religious.

2) Devoted to a particular personal interest or cause, basicly devoted to anything.

3) Deeply and sincerely felt or meant.

It's a synonym for devoted.

He's a devout baseball fan, he watches every single game!

Devout by Jafje June 29, 2007

Snappy Nappy Dugout

An ole school urban colloquial term, circa 1970’s, for the female genitalia denoting positive connotations similar to that of couchie, snatch, bubble gum taco, poodie cake, love box, kitty kat, or “ that sweet

thing”.

I’ve been dealing girlie for awhile now. That snappy nappy dugout got me whipped that I don’t even hang with by boys anymore.

Snappy Nappy Dugout by Yaya Abdul December 6, 2020

Back to the dugout 

Anal sex, also known as 5th base.

dude she wanted me to go back to the dugout after 4th base

Back to the dugout by luke334 December 24, 2010

Dancefloor Digout 

When you're at a club grinding on a female and you fingerblast her.

"Damn Chris you were so drunk last night..."

"I know I was grinding on Amy so hard during 'Get Low' I ended up giving her a Dancefloor Digout!"

Dancefloor Digout by @DanW24 March 12, 2010