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Destination Fucked

Destination Fucked - Is about fucking up at something being middle-fingered by a little kid and looking straight at a fat pig.
Oh he just went straight to destination fucked!
by Xellti March 22, 2019
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Destination Fucked

When shit just gets way out of hand fucked
A woman drinking beer on a roof, then pretends to be Tony Hawk, and ends up just laying there, while a kid pulls the finger. There’s fire and oh look a fat pig. The new definition of Destination Fucked
by Luckyboybrowne May 29, 2019
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Destination Fucked

When shit gets way fucked.

For instance, let's say there's a woman, or a Sheila, if you will, standing on top of a house. There she is, punching herself in the face for reason and swigging booze. Then, in an attempt to be the next Tony Hawk or some shit, she steps on to a skateboard, but instead of being the next Tony Hawk she stumbles off it, falls on her arse, does a barrel roll onto a lower part on the house and lies flat on her back. Then, some rando kid pulls the middle finger at her for being such a shitty skater, and then the camera pans right to a house fire and a pig. Now that's destination fucked if I've ever seen it.
There's this overweight man trying to dive into a swimming pool off the top of an unstable ladder that's also being supported by skinny children. He jumps off the ladder and into the pool, but not before bouncing off some concrete. Classic case of Destination Fucked.
by Squidris Elba July 5, 2020
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Destination Fucked

A Sheila on top of a roof drinking beer, who then proceeds to strike herself on the forehead multiple times with her beer can. She then attempts to ride a skateboard of said roof, trying to mimic a Tony Hawks, likely due to her inebriated state. Dows below you will likely find a fat kid, giving her the finger as she lays there, now presumably unconscious. Below the woman, but behind the fat kid, will also be some fire for no apparent reason, and also a pig, whom closely resembles the aforementioned kid.
"There's a Sheila, drinking beer, and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid, pulling the finger. To the right, you'll notice fire, and there's a fat big, okie dokie".

Ozzy Man Reviews, 29/11/2018. Ozzy Man Reviews: Destination FDestination Fucked Compilation (Volume 7)
by Fearless Kitty November 29, 2018
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destination fucked

a place where women spray beer over their face before smashing the container on their head before attempting to drop in from a rooftop onto a porch eve. necessary background; kid flipping the middle finger and a pig giving no fucks
sally is the epicenter of destination fucked
by isawred November 29, 2018
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Destination fucked

When a lady falls on a skateboard from a roof while drinking beer and hitting herself and a little kid pulls the finger at her. A fire is lit in the garden and a fat pig is chilling out in there too.
Oh boy my mate and I went to Destination fucked yesterday and it was an experience and a half.
by Gabcar November 29, 2018
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Destination FUCKED

The attempt to Tony hawk while drunk off your ass as you crush a can on your head while being flipped off by a lad as a fire rages on near by

Oh and theres a fat pig somewhere off to the right
Yea so I went to Toby's house and his mum headed for destination FUCKED
by Irish_lad reviews May 27, 2019
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